My wife is still pregnant. Just thought it would be nice to let everyone know. Things have been progressing steadily, for all we can see. Last we checked both baby and mother were growing healthily and without any visible complications, and have not since had any reason to fear otherwise. For the past few weeks my poor bride has been completely and utterly exhausted. She keeps apologising to me and saying how lazy she feels, since when she is awake all she can do is lay in bed. I kindly remind her that the baby would beg do differ, and is probably gasping for breath right about now, much like an out-of-shape runner training for the upcoming marathon with the $5,000 prize because he’s broke. Again, I digress (get used to it…). The periodic heaving continues, but at least we’ve been able to keep the dehydration at bay. We’re still slowy collecting items for the baby here and there, being careful to only buy neutral things. My theory is that if we settle on a boy-vs-girl decision, the child will come out the opposite. Of course. That’s about all that’s been happening lately, if anything else noteworthy comes about, we’ll be sure to send word via carrier pidgeon. For your viewing pleasure, I give you LOLbaby #2:
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I enjoy reading your weekly reviews. I was sitting here thinking it would be hard to get poo on pants like that. THAT’S when it all came back to me…….It was Jessica’s first Easter. She was decked out in the prettiest little dress. I was in my favorite dress. We went visiting to a friend of my moms, Patsy in her mobile home. Well, Jessica had this endearing way of getting ear infections every time she started cutting a tooth. She was on antibiotics, Tylenol for kids, and lots of apple juice. To say the least, Jessica had a mighty explosion of poo in her diapee which leaked all over her and my favorite dress. What a crisis! It was handled gracely, if must say so myself. We went straight home so any future explosions could be kept under close apprehension. It does indeed happen.