And so spake my darling wife, in the middle of the night, directly between snores. There was no warning, no pre-sleeptalk mumble, she just came out and said it. I wasn’t sure if it was just inane babble, or an actual request; one can’t be too sure in situations like this. I’m not sure if it was because she was asleep or not, but her voice had a sort of satisfaction to it, as if a large plate of the offending breakfast meat had been set down directly in front of her. This may have been partly because of the fact that eating her choice foods has been somewhat of a luxury as of late; I’m more than certain all you mothers can relate. On that note, it’s off to IHOP!
~ Soon to be Daddy
