Open for business…

We are pleased to announce – in an overly-dramatic and showy-sounding voice – that we are now open for business! This past weekend Marshall and I transformed our two unused bedrooms into real life guest sleepies!

~Soon to be mommy

Disclaimer: When attempting to visit do not try and activate with wet hands. If you would like your underwear to be pressed, shredded and placed in odd places, we do have our own white dog for that. Our house wines leave you nothing to hope for, so please bring your own earmuffs and celery. There are air control panels in each room for your convenience. To warm the room to the correct temperature please do so by jumping, running, or squatting vigorously in place until proper temperature is reached. If you wish for your room to be cooler, please do not forget to bring your individually sized dorm room refrigerator so you may stick your head in anytime you like. Lastly, guests are requested not to smoke or do your funny business in our beds without permission.